From a story posted on the Chicago Tribune web site. I think Ad Sense needs some sensitivity training:
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(CBS/AP) The cruise ship captain under fire for abandoning his vessel while thousands of passengers scrambled for rescue has reportedly come up with an explanation for his flight – he accidentally tripped and fell into a lifeboat.
I tripped and fell into a pile of all my friends’ money. —Bernie Madoff
I tripped and fell into an intern’s mouth. —Bill Clinton
I tripped and fell and took a picture of my genitals and Tweeted it. —Anthony Wiener
I tripped and fell onto a syringe of steroids. — Rafael Palmer
I tripped and fell onto my keyboard and wrote a bunch of false stories. —Jayson Blair
I tripped and fell and lost all my tax returns. —Wesley Snipes
I tripped and fell and poured poison into my brother’s ear. —Claudius
I tripped and fell and spilled all my paint. —Jackson Pollock
We tripped and fell onto the heathens. —The Crusaders