Attention Deficit Whatever is dead!  Long live Attention Deficit Whatever!

If you are among the unfortunate still following this blog after two years of silence, you can find new posts here:


Well, one new post, more on the way.

Argle bargle.

5 Dumb Things

1. My car says “Partial Zero Emissions Vehicle” on the back, like that’s a thing. It’s got PZEV!

2. Free speech zones.  Ah, academia.

3. “Slimming” women’s jeans that you can order in size 2.

4. I have to answer seven questions to buy one gallon of milk with cash at Walgreens.

5. It’s easier to get made-in-America food for dogs than it is for my children.

lol on a candy heart

Thank Me, Thank Me Very Much

I found out that I had two profiles on LinkedIn when it suggested I connect with myself.  So I did, and I started endorsing myself with lots of new skills (Pirate Dialect and Underwater Golf Ball Retrieval).  And then I returned the favor. It’s true: social media does make us more connected.

Metamorphosis of Narcissus

Metamorphosis of Narcissus (Photo credit: Wikipedia)