- Video game tester: it wouldn’t be work. Unless it was an exercise game.
- Blog researcher: “Quick, what’s the latest sound byte about Rick Perry’s latest sound byte?”
- Focus group junkie: I love to give solicited opinions.
- Jury member: I’ve seen every episode of Law and Order.
- Professional napper: I practice every day.
- Big Plans ‘R’ Us consultant: No one has more bigger plans than me.